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OK, In response to the forthcoming new BB series I have come up with the NPCSO's alternative show, right here on this site!

This is how it will work:
I am now open for auditions. There are 9 places available if you want to be in it, write in this topic in no more than 30 words why you should be in the 'HOUSE'. I get automatic entry cos its my idea,
Once we have our 10 players a new thread will start up 'In the House' and the kippers BB series will start.
Players will interact along the way doing all sorts of insane mindless normal stuff just like the real thing. (role playing skills will be handy here).
After week one a poll will start and run for 7 days and thats when YOU the viewer can vote off a player, there will be a weekly poll to vote off a player until we have the WINNER!
We'll have another thread for general chit-chat about the players and the progress of the house but no general posts allowed 'in the house' other than the players. (i'll talk to falkor about how I can get this to work).
So come on you plp get your auditions in, I want to start this on JUNE 1st.
Regards, kipper. Programme producer

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Tally Ho! Chaps, Bandits 12o/c High.

excellent idea! Ok, just before I get in the house I will consume a large amount of helium, (not a lethal dose) so other participants can use me as a beach ball when bored.

wow, I ran out of words already.

ok 30 words.

BB 1 Craig Phillips
BB 2 Brian Dowling
BB 3 Kate Lawler
BB 4 Cameron Stout
BB 5 Nadia Almada

PCSO BB Dilly Day Dream

Be sure pick THE winner

lol

ddd

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Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!

ok 30 words:

I dont need drink to make a fool of myself,

im such a fun person to be with,

Ill do any thing to win your hearts,





Pick me

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Pick me if you want to see sum insane madness and adorable male sexiness! I will be the life and soul and no party is complete wivout ME!

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Can non-pcso's come and play too kipper?

All member of the forum who can read this are more than welcome to join in, this isn't a PCSO exclusive. In fact I've just made it a house rule that no talking about the job will be allowed 'In The House'
There will be no voting to get in the house, occupants will be chosen by the producer. Should the House become over subscribed with applicants then I will adopt a names out of the hat policy. Depending on how it goes I may give up my position and become BIG BROTHER the voice of the house.

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Tally Ho! Chaps, Bandits 12o/c High.

Well so far, we have five people that have applied (taffy hasn't actually applied yet). Come on people! Join in!

I'm wondering if we'll be able to get enough people for this. You may have to lower the total amount of people that first go into the house kipper.

I would be intereset in participating in a support role, ie night duty big brother or something.

I should be inside Kipper's Big Brother because I need to escape my other half watching the channel four version and because I'm great at saying the wrong thing. Thanks.


(thirty words exactly! Wahey!)

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I think i should be in Kippers BB house apart from the fact i am game for a laugh and up for anything it will make up 4 not getting into BB4 .

OK the producers of the show have seen the auditions and were deeply impressed with the talent displayed.

So we have in the house so far:

1. Dilly Day Dream
2. Falkor (privately auditioned )
3. Fat Bloke
4. Hysteria
5. Jimbo
6. Kipper
7. Lieutenant fatman
8. markluker
9. Sueb

One more space left, unless there is a sudden rush then I may give up my place and just become Big Brother.

How is it going to work. Well, I am away for a long bank holiday weekend so we are looking at about a June 2nd launch date. At that time all ten 'housemate' will enter 'the house' each one will be required to give a very short opening speech. The players will then go about normal house business interacting and as in the programme tasks will be set.
There is a diary room and each week all ten player will be asked into the room and asked questions (by PM). Those messages will then be posted in the thread.
Each week a 7 day poll will run and the player with the least votes gets EVICTED.
The House itself has been found and I am pleased to say that we have a luxury villa. Floor plans and pictures will be posted in here and in the BB forum.
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FALKOR. PLEASE CAN WE MAKE THIS A TEMP STICKY THREAD AND USE IT AS A GENERAL DISCUSSION BOARD FOR THE DURATION OF THE HOUSE.
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THE HOUSE
Here we have the house and floor plan, as you can see no expense has been spared in its development. It is a luxuary villa and full of all mod cons.
FLOOR PLAN

D denotes door. HOUSEMATE are asked to be sure they know where these are in case of fire.
Living Room has a 36" Plasma Screen with content controlled by Big Brother and a DVD player with 50 DVDs.
Games Room has all kinds of board games, PC games and a pool table.
Lounge Room has suround sound hi-fi system with a large selection of CDs
Kitchen is stocked and has a selection of spirits wines and beers.

ELEVATED VIEW ACROSS FLOOR PLAN


FRONT VIEW


LEFTSIDE/FRONT VIEW


REAR VIEW


RIGHTSIDE/FRONT VIEW

Thats me on the front steps giving it the once over during its construction.

Well what do we think of that, pucker an't it!

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Tally Ho! Chaps, Bandits 12o/c High.

That is one awesome villa dude!
I noticed there's only 3 bedrooms... so is it ok if I sleep on the dining room table?

Oh, and important question, can I bring my unicycle with me?

If certain roles are required of us, I'd be happy to do some of the cooking! mwahaha.....

I look forward to debates we can have in the house, such as if eating your vegtables really DOES turn you into a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

One last space...............

Pick me, I promise not to leave leg hair in the bath or shower and won't run with my vest top on and wibbley wobbley bits all over the place. I cook an awsome curry and won't mind if you all get the wind I like a good alcohol team challenge and will only be sick in my wash bag and not yours

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