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If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby HotelEcho1971 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:37 pm

I'll start the ball rolling.

Alister Campbell, a man with blood on his hands would be my choice.
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby kipper » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:49 pm

Goldie Hawn ,
right on that cute little ass of hers :slzi: :slhd:
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby pongolad » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:56 pm

HotelEcho1971 wrote:I'll start the ball rolling.

Alister Campbell, a man with blood on his hands would be my choice.


I'll take his puppet, Blair :slr: Bugger the slap, can I wink at him....through the sights of a .50 Garrand :sleye:
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby Chocolate boy » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:03 pm

On Kippers way of thinking, Gretchen Bleiler (Google her) Yep im a boarder. :slbi:

On HE1971's way of thinking, Ian Huntly. A fu£$ing hard one too. :slnak:
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby Asap » Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:07 am

HotelEcho1971 wrote:I'll start the ball rolling.

Alister Campbell, a man with blood on his hands would be my choice.



If were going down that line Mr Martin guinness and it would be big slap for everyone who owes him one :slr:
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby slabber » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:48 am

Asap wrote:Martin McGuinness and it would be big slap for everyone who owes him one :slr:

I'd even don an iron glove to slap his slimy sidekick Gerry Adams.
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby Nighthawk » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:49 am

Just a little one on Betty Page's lil' rear! GRRRRRROOOWWWL! :slme:
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby john.ump » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:20 pm

Neil Warnock. I would take great delight in snowflaking his teapot. (Not a euphemism I assure you!)
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby xHx » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:14 pm

The ref at the footbal match i went to last night. Dire.
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby pongolad » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:04 pm

slabber wrote:
Asap wrote:Martin McGuinness and it would be big slap for everyone who owes him one :slr:

I'd even don an iron glove to slap his slimy sidekick Gerry Adams.
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Numbers One & two on our top ten most wanted hit list when I went to NI in 1980 :slre:

Now we pay the tw@ts to live a life of luxury :slr:
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Re: If you were allowed one slap, just one, who would it be?

Postby slabber » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:14 pm

They still were in 1989 when I went across.
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