Don't do this..
Panel. So why do you want to be a PCSO?
You. Well, I want to beat people up and get paid for it.
Panel. Oh very good! What do you think the role of a PCSO involves?
You. You know, sitting around in the caff drinking tea. Having a fight now and then...
Panel. Do you know what powers are available to PCSO's?
You. Well it's like being a policeman, innit!
Panel. Almost... but not quite. How would you deal with a hostile person who is shouting at you in the street?
You. Hmm. Well, I'll have a baton to hit them with, so i'll go for that that option... especially if they look shifty.
Panel. When have you accomodated for someone who has different beliefs or background to yourself. What did you do?
You. I went for a curry once. I usually go for a Chinese takeaway but I thought that I would sample new cultures.
You get the jist...

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